Daily 30: Fri 11.14.2014

Fantasy Football: Week 11 Picks
For Week 11, Packers receiver Jordy Nelson is a must-start and some other picks that fantasy players may want to consider are Bengals’ A.J. Green and 49ers’ Frank Gore.
Payday is coming up, which means more paper to blow on kicks. Undefeated starts everything off with the release of its two-sneaker Nike Lunar Force 1 collaboration. On Saturday, the Air Jordan XIII drops in a brand new "Cement Grey" colorway. Rounding out the weekend will be a bunch of collaboration runners from ASICS, adidas Originals, Diadora, and New Balance.
Eric Kelly: Combat Drill Sergeant
We unleashed the maestro of shit-talk, Eric Kelly, on the Civilian Military Combine and the results were, well, perfect. In this VICE Sports exclusive, watch as Kelly goes in on everything from ashy knees to tight shorts to mediocre construction standards—y'know, the usual.
Kiwi Gardner: New Season, New life
When we first brought you the story of YouTube sensation Kiwi Gardner last November, he was a basketball hopeful whose hoop dreams were on their very last legs. He'd already been squeezed out of college basketball and walked away from junior college ball. His goal of becoming a professional basketball player had all but disappeared. Open tryouts — pay to play, alongside anyone else who ponied up the fee — across the West Coast for the NBA Development League (D-League) were his final hope. What a difference a year makes for the 5-foot-7, 21-year-old point guard from the tough streets of East Oakland. SEE ALSO: Sights on the NBA, Kiwi Gardner Concludes Explosive Rookie Year This time last year, Gardner had to seriously ponder what life after basketball would be like, without a college degree or any real direction. Now? The D-League features his photo — and his vertical jump — in tweets promoting the 2014-2015 season. This time last year, Gardner was sweating through the D-League draft's final round, hoping against hope that the Santa Cruz Warriors — the one team that showed him real interest during open tryouts last fall — would select him. Now the team uses his picture to promote home games. B19-i4uCQAAKj4K.jpg-large "Last year around this time I was fighting to make the team. Now I'm fighting to make the team better," Gardner said in a phone interview this week. How did we get here? You can read the original piece for the full story, but the broad strokes are as follows. In high school, Gardner's flashy game, stunning talent and small stature helped make him one of basketball's first YouTube phenoms after a 20-something Bay Area man name Travis Farris began filming his games, editing together the best highlights, adding hip-hop beats and posting the resulting mixtapes to YouTube. Gardner's videos racked up millions of views from around the world while he was still in his teens. Fans recognized him at Starbucks and the mall. His future looked bright. He committed to play college ball at Providence College in the fearsome Big East Conference. But the next couple years brought only disappointment. Gardner was declared academically ineligible at Providence and had to sit out his freshman season. Before his second year, the team's coach told him he'd been recruited over and essentially cut him loose. Gardner landed at a junior college in Texas, but left that team mid-year after clashing with a coach who would later be arrested under strange circumstances. Then came the D-League tryout circuit, his last hope at making a post-high school basketball career befitting his YouTube legend. Against all odds, Gardner was a final-round draft pick of the Santa Cruz Warriors and made the squad. He excelled in a reserve role, became a fan favorite in Santa Cruz. In one game last season, Gardner poured in 23 fourth-quarter points to power a stunning Warriors comeback. "It's not in me to see him as just another player," coach Casey Hill, referencing Gardner's unique backstory, said after the season. Now here we are, one year removed from Gardner's moment of truth. As amazing as last season was, the time between its end and the beginning of this season was perhaps just as spectacular. "It's a pretty good feeling," Gardner said this week. Gardner's main goal after last season goal was to make the NBA Summer League roster of the Golden State Warriors, Santa Cruz's big-league affiliate located in his hometown of Oakland. When Santa Cruz general manager Kirk Lacob told Gardner he'd made the Golden State summer league roster, Gardner's overjoyed reaction — nearly tackling Lacob in a bear hug — was secretly recorded, posted to the D-League team's Instagram account and picked up by sites around the web. Gardner admits it was a fun moment, but also plays down the scoring outburst. "I don't think it was that big of a deal," he told Mashable. "It was just me doing what I do, playing ball — another day at the office, as I like to say." After summer league ended, Gardner was invited to join a couple barnstorming tours overseas. First he went to China, and played with a group of Americans against Chinese teams. He came back to California briefly, then joined another American team for a similar tour in Japan. Those two trips were the kid from hardscrabble East Oakland's first times traveling outside the United States — what he calls "amazing" experiences. "I've always wanted to get outside the country, to see other places, but hadn't had the opportunity," he said. "I got to check a couple things off the lifetime bucket list. And it was all on the dime of basketball, so that was really cool." He posted this photo of himself touring local sights from the back of a motorcycle taxi in Guangzhou, China, with the caption, "seeing the world through the game of basketball." Now Gardner's back with the Santa Cruz Warriors. The team had a pre-season game on Tuesday, and its first regular season game is Friday. Unlike this time last year, he's not sitting on pins and needles staring into an uncertain future. His spot on the team is solid, though he'll continue in a reserve role this season. Gardner's big goal remains making it to the NBA, or perhaps trying a career overseas — where foreign teams pay better than the D-League does. But, after Santa Cruz lost in the D-League finals last season, Gardner says he only has one goal for this year and it's not an individual one. "All I want to do is get back to the championship and win it this time," he said this week. "Last season left a bitter taste in my mouth. To play that long, and go that far with my brothers, I just want to get back there and finish the deal. For my brothers that aren't back with the team this year, I think they deserve that." Spoken like a true professional — and that's, a year after his hoop dream was all but dead, exactly what Kiwi Gardner is.
Buried Alive
Aziz Ansari focuses his unique viewpoint on pending adulthood, babies, marriage and love in the modern era.
Illmatic Live
The 20th anniversary tour for Nas' classic Illmatic album
The Top Ten Richest Druglords
Top Ten Richest Drug Lords gives you a look into the lives of some of the biggest kingpins of all time. Money was the top priority for these men and they did anything to keep the cash coming.
Christian Siriano
In addition to Christian Siriano's high fashion line, he also has a line at Payless because he believes everyone should enjoy high fashion styles at a great price, and a new fragrance called Silhouette.
ORS Haircare Makeovers
There's nothing worse than a bad hair day! To help bad hair, you need the right products. Celebrity hairstylist A.J. Johnson and ORS's Dr. Hair give two lucky "Wendy Watchers" unbelievable hair makeovers.
This Guy Got Paid To Oil Kim K's Butt
Meet the man who got paid to glaze those hams, grease those cheeks, shine that shank, and make the gluteus glisten. Makeup artist Mario Dedivanovic, 32, got paid to oil up Kim Kardashian for her nude photo spread in Paper magazine. Dedivanovic talked to the New York Daily News today about his job spritzing Kim's body with baby oil, which seems like it was no big thing to him. “I don’t have a name for the oil. It's just a baby oil product from Europe. I just sprayed it all over her body from a pump bottle.” He also revealed that the shoot took place during Paris Fashion Week earlier this year, and said that when Kim got naked the set was cleared except for the photographer and him. Kanye West was nowhere around, Dedivanovic said. Three important questions he didn't answer: how much does making Kim Kardashian shiny pay, does he need an assistant, and how many bottles were used on the butt alone?
Hit & Run With Man Stuck in Windshield
After striking a pedestrian with his car, a drunk New Jersey man drove for more than a mile with the critically injured victim lodged in the vehicle’s windshield, investigators allege. Responding to a report Monday of an erratic driver, an Ocean Township Police Department officer spotted an auto “with what appeared to be a person lying on the hood of the vehicle.” A cop initiated a traffic stop around 7 PM and found “a person halfway through the vehicle’s windshield,” according to prosecutors. A subsequent investigation determined that driver Marcos Ortega, 33, struck the victim when he crossed onto the shoulder on Route 9. Cops estimated that Ortega drove “approximately 1.5 miles” with Kenneth Moeller, 61, lodged in the car’s windshield. Moeller was extricated from the vehicle by emergency service workers and transported to the Jersey Shore University Medical Center, where he is listed in critical condition. The “impaired” Ortega was charged with drunk driving and leaving the scene of an accident. He was booked into the county jail in lieu of $150,000 bail.
Fed Up
This is the movie the food industry doesn't want you to see. FED UP blows the lid off everything we thought we knew about food and weight loss, revealing a 30-year campaign by the food industry, aided by the U.S. government, to mislead and confuse the American public, resulting in one of the largest health epidemics in history. From Katie Couric, Laurie David (Oscar winning producer of AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH) and director Stephanie Soechtig, FED UP will change the way you eat forever.
Martin Luther King, Lyndon Baines Johnson and the civil rights marches that changed America.
Wer
Witness the rebirth of a legend in this spine-tingling descent into true terror. When a vacationing family is brutally murdered, an intrepid attorney, Kate Moore (A.J. Cook), is assigned to defend Talan (Brian Scott O’Connor), the main suspect and mysterious loner with a strange medical condition. As she delves into his shadowy past and runs scientific tests to prove his innocence, Talan’s darker instincts soon surface with unparalled violence. As Talan slashes and shreds his way to freedom, Kate must stop the atrocity she’s unleashed before the city is torn apart limb by bloody limb.
Dumb and Dumber To
20 years after the dimwits set out on their first adventure, they head out in search of one of their long lost children in the hope of gaining a new kidney.